{"product_id":"skull-tees-unisex-distressed-cap","title":"F*CK GOLF Distressed Skull Tees Hat","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"219\" data-section-id=\"1vb6ssj\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eOne snap hook. Three-putt. Chunked wedge. Lost Pro V1. You swear you're done forever. Then you pure a 7-iron to three feet and suddenly you're planning your next round before you even leave the course.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" data-message-id=\"30ad4e91-d18a-4d37-a227-1bea0491dfba\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"544\" data-start=\"532\"\u003eThat's golf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"859\" data-start=\"546\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"563\" data-start=\"550\"\u003eF*CK GOLF\u003c\/strong\u003e Distressed Dad Hat is for players who understand the addiction. The ones who complain about every round but never miss a tee time. Featuring a weathered vintage finish and our signature skull logo—one eye crossed out, the other shaped like a heart—it represents the game's perfect contradiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"932\" data-start=\"861\"\u003eBecause golf will break your heart... and somehow keep earning it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"946\" data-start=\"934\" data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1154\" data-start=\"947\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"987\" data-start=\"947\" data-section-id=\"iapysf\"\u003ePremium distressed cotton construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1015\" data-start=\"988\" data-section-id=\"oes192\"\u003eRelaxed, unstructured fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1016\" data-section-id=\"1d48zj2\"\u003eAdjustable strap for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1108\" data-start=\"1055\" data-section-id=\"wcdda\"\u003eVintage worn-in look that only gets better with age\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1154\" data-start=\"1109\" data-section-id=\"cqhv7k\"\u003eSignature \u003cstrong data-end=\"1134\" data-start=\"1121\"\u003eF*CK GOLF\u003c\/strong\u003e embroidered graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1193\" data-start=\"1156\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1193\" data-start=\"1156\"\u003eGolf is toxic. Golf is beautiful.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1249\" data-start=\"1195\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1220\" data-start=\"1195\"\u003eFuck Golf. Love Golf.\u003c\/strong\u003e The relationship never ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":49048757698819,"sku":"26353909726469730506","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nickel \/ One size","offer_id":49048757731587,"sku":"17697316476767858262","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Scotland Blue \/ One size","offer_id":49048757764355,"sku":"23151806818411186545","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/2398\/0035\/files\/8234010198356300449_2048.jpg?v=1782870119","url":"https:\/\/fuckgolflovegolf.com\/products\/skull-tees-unisex-distressed-cap","provider":"f*ckgolf_lovegolf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}